Showing posts with label lulz. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lulz. Show all posts

Thoughts on Gabby and Manny. LAWL.

I'd say 'anachronistic' would be a good word to describe Gabby Concepcion in his recent attempts to... snatch fame from the jaws of obsolescence. ifail@metaphors.lol

I think I was on my second beer last Saturday night, when a plug of his movie (or TV movie?) came on, and I remarked that he looked like he'd been CUT AND PASTED from the 1970s into 2008. My brother totally cracked up and was like "Exactly!" LOL I thought I was the only one who'd noticed.

Fine, I don't want to risk getting slapped for libel be unfair here; let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Maybe it's not his fault he seems a little out of sync with the... grand scheme of things. Maybe it's because he was out of circulation for such a long time. Maybe it's his awkwardly noticeably rosy cheeks. Or maybe it's because his bangs just scream "last vestige of 80s matinee idol glory." Look:

What point was I trying to make now? Oh right, I wasn't.

Moving on to more current things (OOH C WUT I DID THAR!). The Pacquiao-Diaz match, you see it? Hot damn. Manny Pacquiao is just ASASFALKJHLamazing. Diaz had to be one of his toughest opponents yet. That guy just kept taking punches TO THE FACE and wouldn't go down!!!... until the 9th. :D That was a pretty sweet KO.

LOL Oh hai thar plz to be just bookmarking my site already.

Statcounter has logged the following activity from one visitor (click to zoom):

LOLLOLLLLOLLLL WHY HELLO THERE YOU FOUND ME~. (>v<) I'm always amused whenever I find out that I'm being Googled, because for one thing, it's not as if I'm a rare presence lurking in the corners of the internet. I'm EVERYWHERE on the internet. I had a Bebo and a Buzznet account at one point, for Pete's sake. Also-and more importantly--I am not that interesting. So I totally don't get why people bother. xD

That said, I don't want to sound like an ingrate--OF COURSE I'm glad to know that contrary to my understanding, there are people who actually read this. But being googled poses the risk of fluffing up my already oversized ego. :D I'm just a little curious about why that person, whoever it is (124.107.84.85) had to google repeatedly, when there are much easier options such as bookmarking or *COUGH* subscribing to my RSS feed. *cough* <-- subtle hint

Besides, seriously, my URL is not that long. xD

We're getting rickrolled as a country.

Yesterday I discovered something that made me stop me dead in my tracks, do a double take, and ultimately look like an idiot laughing out loud and slapping my knee in public.

Look who's coming to Manila.


LOLOLOLLOLLLOLLOLOLLOLLLOLOLLOLOLOLLLL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*wipes tear*
Oh lord. That kills.

Ehrm. General Admission seats go for a little less than Php600, so if you have that kind of money to waste, may I suggest pulling off The Ultimate Rickroll? Get tickets, then blindfold someone and tell them you're taking them on a SURPRISE date. If they get anxious about where they're going just tell them to relax because you're never gonna let them down. :D (And please, if you do pull that sort of thing, don't forget to tell me about it. It will amuse me greatly.)