I wasn't high, but

last Friday I saw by the following:

Long-legged dancing showgirls;
acrobats somersaulting through hoops and flying across the room;
a fat lady who sings, in an Elizabethan gown;
a Ricky Martin impersonator;
at least 7 guys dressed as Elvis;
contortionists; and last but not least,
masked mimes in neon-on-black unitards drumming neon-green sticks.

It was... pretty cool(?).

Fine. Here.

I'm too buzzed to comment a whole lot so here, real quick: I liked the acrobats. (Although this will always be my favorite group of acrobats, probably.) And surprisingly, I even liked the mimes (and I am somewhat afraid of mimes). But... the contortionists. That was just plain wrong. Just, OMG, unacceptable. The whole time I was like HEY NO REALLY YOU SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT. /ﾟ~ﾟ\