Just so I remember this clearly in the morning,

tonight, I:

♥ had dinner at an Italian restaurant with co-workers and direct superiors;
♥ shotgunned half-glasses of beer... TWICE;
♥ [and consequently] got slightly, uh, hammered (see, 2 beers isn't much, but I guess the speed kinda makes a difference xD );
♥ was put in the hot seat and made to answer hypothetical questions on whether or not I would keep dating someone with an amputated leg or a hook for an arm*;
♥ made / took part in a whole bunch of gender-related jokes, some of which were aimed at aforementioned direct superiors xD ;
♥ HIT my editor with my UMBRELLA several times for calling Panic at the Disco emo D: ;
♥ kept tickling someone in the ear then proceeded to poke him in the eye; and
♥ ran recklessly across a busy interesection while under the influence.

Wednesdays are SOOOO BORING. (_^_).zZ LOL

And because in-jokes are made of awesome:

SILENCE!
I kill you~
O_O

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SCENE [right after being teased about Panic at the Disco]

EDITOR:
So what other emo bands do you like?

LIZ:
*hesitant pause*

*considers acting all indignant*

*gives up*

...FALL OUT BOY. T~T;

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*Answer: the amputated leg, sure. The hook for an arm, no. But a robotic arm... yes.